Miguel, he’s a ruthless war-horse, not a poodle!
Tulio, The Road to El Dorado



sirdoctorace:

The entirety of El Dorado is a testament as to why Bros do, in fact, come before Hoes.
It’s The Golden Rule

sirdoctorace:

The entirety of El Dorado is a testament as to why Bros do, in fact, come before Hoes.

It’s The Golden Rule





Miguel: Look! El Dorado! The city of gold! This could be our destiny! Our fate!
Tulio: Miguel, if I believed in fate, I wouldn’t be playing with loaded dice.
Tulio and Miguel, The Road to El Dorado



tillandsiaxrectifolia:

Miguel, what is your face

tillandsiaxrectifolia:

Miguel, what is your face